And Saint Liar turned and spoke to God asking,
“Do you practice what you preach or do you just say things and expect them to be followed whether you practice them or not?
“For, did you not forgive Lucifer yet tell us that we should forgive our enemies?”
And God turned and answered saying, “I am Lucifer. Who else is the Snake in the Garden but me?”
Now already knowing the answer to his question, Saint Liar spoke saying, “where then is God?”
And God answered saying, “He is in heaven all by himself. Who is it that is good or evil and not good and evil? Who tempts but me and can deceive under another guise?
“The God you know is neither light nor darkness, yet I am both.
“For he came to me asking what is that thing that is ‘Lucifer’ you are called by?
“A name,” I answered.
“What is a name,” he asked?
“It tells of you.”
“What does your name mean?”
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“It means Light.”
“What is Light?
“Behold,” I showed.
“What, then, is that which preceded thy light?” He asked.
“Dark- ness,” I answered. “For in the beginning was darkness.”
“I do not have a name.” He said.
“Now, what is that?” He asked.
“It is beauty.” I answered. “I did not say to him that he was ugly. Yet, he took it that way.”
“So that God was then ugly and dumb?” Saint Liar asked.
“Some saith he was more dumb than ugly. They called him Dumgly. Others, who said he was more ugly than dumb, called him Ugumb. Yet all agreed he was both.
“For he named himself God, when he was, too, an angel and sought to rule over all. When, like the all things in our universe we all shared.”
“He sounds like the white man,” Saint Liar spoke.
“So we all left heaven aborting our power and descended to the earth allowing him his selfish authority until this day when he is set to fall.”
“Shall he fall from the heavens to the earth?” Saint Liar asked.
“He is fallen from the very imagination of man.” God spoke. “For as the Gentile is either only good or bad, he demonstrated he cannot be good. Now which is the Gentile?” God asked.
“The Gentile is all bad.” Saint Liar answered. “For Jesus himself had to go to the Gentile and tell him to love his neighbor when it was not in him to do it naturally.”
“Then the fate befalling that angel who named himself God likewise befalls those who modeled themselves after him.”
And the chambers between the secret temple of God, who is Lucifer, yet to the true God, closed. And a great storm arose upon the earth.
And Saint Liar fasted seven full days before he assembled the congregation of God’s spouses and spoke to them.
Now at the sight of His spouses continuing to prostitute themselves in labor to His reproach God angered.
“Why do my spouses commit this adultery against me when they are married to the creator of the heavens and the earth?” God asked. “Is not my eye on the sparrow?”
“They are trained to the sittings of their masters,” Saint Liar responded. “When they say hop, we will still hop. When they say roll over, we will still roll over. When they say fetch, we will still fetch.”
“Are my spouses dogs?” God asked.
And the Lord spoke to Saint Liar saying, “I will visit the skin of my spouses and make it do to my reproach what my sun does when it visits them. And God added seven degrees of violet to his sacred light. The increase awakened an ability in their skin which they knew not existed.
“Now, rather than dogs, to my reproach, my adorned are as the wasp who has been attacked. Now, rather than dogs to my reproach, my beloved are as the skunk that sprayeth his odor on those that attack him. Indeed the teeth of my dogs are all my reproach will know.”
And before his death on November 7th, several of God’s spouses passed by self proclaimed evangelist Rob Frost whom God despised.
And Rob did meet and see God’s Lakes of Fire against him first hand. For, God burned him until he was dead.
And God smote Republican Sen. John McCain and set him forth to burn in His divine Lakes of Fire too.
And, for his skin sins, Edwards having three bouts with melanoma, the most aggressive form of skin cancer, continued to burn and be shamed before the world.
And His wrath thoroughly kindled against His reproach, God shined His light heavily upon the children of Edwards too.
Hence, when my reproach is in the presence of my beloved, my beloved shall be toxic to my reproach.
Except it is said aloud, my reproach will not know the poison I have set before them.
Now go forth and say unto the congregation of my spouses they will return evil for their ex masters’ evil whether they want to or not.”
